Weekly WTF

  • Lauren Conrad makes "art" out of cut up books (see Lemony Snicket's response below) - via Huffington Post
  • Avril Lavigne is engaged to... that guy from Nickleback? - via Perez Hilton
  • Representative Todd Akin thinks women's bodies can, like magic, ward off pregnancy that may occur during rape - via The New York Times
  • Kanye West calls Kim Kardashian the "Perfect Bitch" - via TMZ
  • Representative Steve King says that minority groups "feel sorry for themselves" - via ThinkProgress

"It has always been my belief that people who spend too much time with my work end up as lost souls, drained of reason, who lead lives of raving emptiness and occasional lunatic violence. What a relief it is to see this documented."